[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle . (I would have been crazy staying in the car!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. (YES!!! and out of all the colors my hair has been, it has nevern been blonde!)

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (all the time)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (not my proudest moment)

TOTAL : 9

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 10

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] you have texted someone while sitting beside them in a class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I wish)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (what's that about? )
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 14


[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.


TOTAL: 17


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (It has Meaning!?!)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 23

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am __% Mentally ill.

My grand total times 4 -> 100 % LOL