I got bord so here some Quotes and stuff from Daniel Tosh.
here's his story so far:
-born in germany... preachers kid... two sisters and one brother...
-grew up in florida... surfer... ok student...bad allergies...
-started doing stand up... ucf graduate... lazy... no girlfriend... hit the road...
-home in los angeles on the beach...

QUOTES

"And no I‘m not on steriods. A lot of people say really? I don‘t think there‘s anyway you could be that funny without enhancement creams. And I‘m like no this is natural, I work out I hit the gym, yesterday I did ankles."


"The NBA... ahhh... If I hear another person say how the NBA got a black eye because Ron Artest got in a fight. The Detroit Pistons Vs. the Pacers the big brawl. If you could promise me that every game would end like that I would be a season ticket holder in a heartbeat. Are you serious? I‘m gonna have a fight at the end of the game? LET‘S GO! Sounds awesome..."


"A cup of water hit Ron Artest and he went crazy. I don‘t like to do jokes about stereotypes but we all know basketball players can‘t swim very well... All I‘m saying is that water might have hit him. He panicked, he thought he was drowning. What do you do? You head for higher ground, a fat white kid gets in your way? You friggin knock his arse out! He grew up with a pool... It‘s a theory, it‘s probably wrong."


"I am all for women who decide to get plastic surgery. Plastic surgery allows you the rare opportunity to let your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance... FAKE."

MORE DANIEL TOSH


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Do you have the guts to answer these Q's and repost as The Controversial Survey?
Yep!!



Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No, has anything good ever come from it?
I was told a story once about this one Meth lab that the cops busted, behind the house was a shed and when the cops opened it they found the meth heads 4 year old who had be in there for weeks starving and the only thing she had with her was a dead puppy.



Abortion: for or against?
I"m against it, why kill a life when someone wants it.



A 2 month old child and a 65 year old man who has the cure for
cancer but hasn’t had a chance to announce it yet, one of them has
to die...who should survive?
The man with the cure for cancer.



Would our country fall with a woman president?
Nope, I we've almost made it throgh Bush.



Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes, well some of the time.



The Electric Chair?
No



Getting that shot that kills you instantly?
Lethal Injection better, I guess.



Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I don't see why not.



Do you believe in God?
Yes, but I don't believe that he's as harsh of a god that everyone makes him seem, If your a good person the he loves you.



Do you think its wrong that so many Mexicans are moving to the USA?
If their not just jumping the border yes, and if they truely want a better life.






A 12 year old girl has a baby..should she keep it?
If she is ready, I mean my friends grandma was 10 when she had her 1st kid (and got married)



Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18?
It doesn't really change much.
But the way I look at it is that it's hard to lower the age because people are stupid a would go out and be .. well stupid. Look at other countries that don't really have a certain age to start drinking, they know better then to go out and get drunk every night.


Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes, my cousins husband is over there and he said that it was a mistake to came, there's no point in this war.


is illegal..do you agree?
A friend of mine died not to long ago b/c of an over dose of morphine patches, his mother gave them to him. she was charged with Assisted suicide Personal I don't thank a mother should ever give her son something like that ( if that answers the Question)

Do you believe in spanking your children?
I don't know I was spanked and I'm fine


A mother is declared innocent after murdering her 5 children, what do you think?
what thats just wrong


It's between you and a person who is being kept alive by life support machines..one has to die? Who?
I don't know if I die will the get of life support


Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
nope!

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own.


1. "Her fabulous invention, what strange imagination shown"
The Birthday Massacre - The Dream[link]

2. "When I disappear, do you fear for my sister and talk"
Brand New - Luca [link]

3. "In a crooked little town, they were lost and never found"
Billy Talent - Fallen leaves [link]

4. "Welcome to the war; a martyr's challenge
Chainsaw brutality tornado strength"
The Devil Wears Prada - Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over[link]

5. "Well mama told me, when I was young.."
Shinedown - Simple man [link]

6. "oh you touch my talala, emm my ding ding dong"
Gunther - The Ding Dong song[link]

7. "She clings to me like cellophane fake plastic submarine"
SR71 - Right now[link]

8. "close my eyes and move to the back of my mind"
The Used - yesterday feeling[link]

9. "you remind me of a man, what man, the man with the hex.."( hard one!! haha)
Atomic Fireballs - Man with the Hex[link]

10. "Bang! explosions in my head that just won`t quit"
Atreyu - When two are one[link]

11. "Well you're walkin and a talkin, and a movin and a groovin, and a hippin and a hoppin, and a pickin and a boppin..."
Steriogram - Walkie Talkie man
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12. "Cry baby, cry baby, cry baby, Honey, welcome back home."(eww even harder)
Janis Joplin - Cry Baby[link]

13. "Creature Core you can't ignore I got a 5000 fingers of dead yeah"
Rod Zombie - Meet the Creeper[link]

14. "This world will never be what I expected"
Three Days Grace - Never Too Late[link]

15. " Love me cancerously, like a salt-sore soaked in the sea"
Ludo - Love me dead[link]

Done!!

The singer finished singing and she's walking out
The singer sheds a tear, her fear of falling out
And it's hard to say how I feel today
For years gone by and I cried

It's hard to say that I was wrong
It's hard to say I miss you
Since you've been gone, it's not the same

My worries weigh the world, how I used to be
And everything, I'm cold, seems a plague in me
And it's hard to say how I feel today
For years gone by and I cried

It's hard to say that I was wrong
It's hard to say I miss you
Since you've been gone, it's not the same
It's hard to say I held my tongue
It's hard to say if only
Since you've been gone, it's not the same

Worse than the fear it's the lie you told a thousand times before
Worse than a fear it's the knife
But it's hard to say how I feel today
For years gone by and I cried

It's hard to say that I was wrong
It's hard to say I miss you
Since you've been gone, it's not the same
It's hard to say I held my tongue
It's hard to say if only
Since you've been gone, I'm not the same
It's hard to say (God, it's hard to say)
Since you've been gone,
I'm not the same


SONG FACTS:
This song has a tragic side to it. Lead singer Bert McCracken wrote it about his girlfriend, who at the time and she was pregnant with his child. After the song was recorded, she died of a drug overdose, killing their unborn child as well.

1: How'd you come up with your DA name?
I loved to go and look at the pics and one day thought
'hum... I should make one."

2: How often are you on dA?
every day,Usually

3: How many deviants have you met in real life?
1 that I know of.

4: What kind of deviations do you usually upload here?
everything, if I like it.
5: What's the usual theme for most or all of your deviations?
I don't have one really.

6: How long have you been doing your type of art?
My life!!

7: How often do you work on art?
When I can, Usually every day.

8: What kind of deviations do you normally favorite?
If I add it.

9: On average, how long does it take you to finish one deviation?
verys

10: What are your inspirations for your art?
everything words, music, nature, color, texture.....

11: How important is art in your life?
very

12: How is art going to be a part in your future?
I kinda like to be an art teacher, so very.

13: As an artist, what kind of things do you feel you need to work on in regard of your art?
I need to perfect my skills, and I'd like to learn more art history too.