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OH MY GOD!!!

Sat May 31, 2008, 9:12 AM
  • Mood: Zest
  • Listening to: Sonic Syndicate
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing good
  • Drinking: water
last night I got to go see Nightwish live!! Sonic Syndicate was there to as the opening act and they were amazing!!! The whole night was Awsome!!! I got to meet Sonic Syndicate and they were very nice, I should be putting some pictures up soon!

About me, kinda

Tue May 27, 2008, 6:28 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: the beer by kimya dawson
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing good
  • Drinking: nothing
the beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire
he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun
i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend
i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
i got in my mazda and i drove to the mall
i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit
and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
and the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
i ate every single one without noticing the mold
you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll
even though i'd never ever been in a band
i got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared
of burning in hell well i was already there
and the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train
and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
we had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill
then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
and some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
when i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
you said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64
and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
and you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out
i tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth
evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
you can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife
i guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
he was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
first i cried for him and then i cried for me
haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be
but the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
and i buried my toes in the hot hot sand
and the silver pink pony kisses me and says
you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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I've never done this before

Sun May 18, 2008, 1:41 PM
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Listening to: resident hero - Happy without me
  • Reading: fear and loathing in las vagas
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing good
  • Drinking: orange jucie
-----------------------------------------• × • THE START • × •--------------------------------------------

[ x] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color. (I don't wish I do)
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo. ( not yet)
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have freckles.

-----------------------------------------• × • Family/Home Life • × •--------------------------------------------

[ x] I've sworn at my parents. (but its wasn't a fight)
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ x] My biological parents are together
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday. ( yea.. a boy or twins, hopfuly boys)

-----------------------------------------• × • School/Work • × •--------------------------------------------

[x] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework. ( I should be right now)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

-----------------------------------------• × • Experiences • × •--------------------------------------------

[ ] I've gotten lost in my city. (never been in the city long eough to get lost)
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle. ( never found the need to)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. ( myspace, not a fan)
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yes!!!!!! I have it.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

-----------------------------------------• × • Relationships • × •--------------------------------------------

[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[x] I've gotten divorced. (kindergarden was a hard year!!)
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
( I keep thangs from all relationships)
-----------------------------------------• × • Honesty/Crime • × •--------------------------------------------

[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. ( after a 4 hour game of Monopoly you would too)
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[x] I've been suspended from school. ( for one day)
[ ] I've witnessed a crime. ( no but I herd it)
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

-----------------------------------------• × • Random • × •--------------------------------------------

[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs. ( I run from them [only spiders though])
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly. (hell no!)
[ ] I sing in the shower.( thin walls)
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. ( don't have a cell phone)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair. ( when its called for)
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day( I try)
[x] I bake well. (but I can't cook. lol jk)
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue ( why choose favrites when you can have them all!!)
[x] I've worn pajamas to school.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun
[x] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. (I'm the funnyest person I know)
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. ( i'm not in the room)
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate ( darks the best)
[x] I bite my nails. ( only during testing)
[x] I play video games. ( what do you thank [link])
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates. ( yes if I know the date of today)
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. ( it changes as I get older, but in the art feild)

-----------------------------------------• × • THE END • × •--------------------------------------------

Happy

Fri May 16, 2008, 8:16 PM
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Listening to: SR71- kick me when I'm high
  • Reading: fear and loathing in las vagas
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing good
  • Drinking: green tea
Today was a great day!!
I, like always, have nothing to say so here is a song that might make you happy too :

Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Once when I was celebratin',
I went to bed
I had too much to drink,
Woke up to an ugly head.
She turned over,
And I saw her face,
I screamed in surprise,
And I sprayed her with mace.
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
I jumped round and ran away,
I put on all my clothes.
And then I ran from the house,
I hit her I do suppose.
But she chased right after me,
She got into her car.
She didn't get there,
She looked like Jamie Farr.
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Although she was so ugly,
I took her anyway.
I used her to scare children away,
What the hey.
Boy it really worked good,
I remember that day,
That I took her to the dog park,
Then... what the hey!
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
I tried to forget it,
I tried to drink a lot.
Because she was so ugly,
She needed a name spot.
Then that day would come again,
That I'd meet her.
I was so scared,
It looked like someone had beat her.
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiiii!

Its mean, but I love it!!

Devious Journal Entry

Sat May 10, 2008, 2:18 PM
  • Mood: Amused
  • Listening to: Pink Floyd & Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heave
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing good
  • Drinking: Water
Hello all!! I'm bord so I'm righting some quotes from the movies 'Science of sleep' so here you go......

Stephane: In dreams, emotions are overwhelming.

"P. S. R. Parallel Synchronized Randomness. An interesting brain rarity and our subject for today. Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two little guys will stay looped for the end of time. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose."

Stephane: It's like touching your penis with your left hand.
Sté;phanie: I don't have a penis.
Stephane: But you have a left hand.

Stephane: Hi, and welcome back to another episode of "Télévision Educative". Tonight, I'll show you how dreams are prepared. People think it's a very simple and easy process but it's a bit more complicated than that. As you can see, a very delicate combination of complex ingredients is the key. First, we put in some random thoughts. And then, we add a little bit of reminiscences of the day... mixed with some memories from the past.

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